The Second Rennaisance Part 1
The pessimist in me says that no one really changes, and that this indicates nothing. But who knows.
I got a checking acct yesterday with compass. My company has a deal worked out where i get everything free with them. Add this to the fact that i'm moving out sometime next month, and you might just get a semi-responsible new cainnum. HAHAHA! Just joking. That's ridiculous. Oh jeez. Sometimes I kill me.
Ahh I can almost hear the Jeffersons theme song now.
Posted by cainnum at 7:17 AM
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ps stay tuned for the second rennaisance part two wed or perhaps thurs.
oh you're a moving on up!
You know, I checked out this Stephanie girl and her myspace profile says she's in a relationship and there much talk of someone named Randy. Are you trying to get a girl that's unavailable? *sighs and shakes head sadly*
dammit margie! a)thanks for revealing that i did not totally look over her myspace page, b) for making me paranoid. im sure she just forgot to change it. btw im not actually mad. thanks for looking out for me bubie.
I'm glad you're not mad since I basically stalked you and hunted down the girl you're interested in like I'm Veronica Mars or sumtin'. :) I had to look at all THREE of your pages of friends and guess which one I thought was the girl. Fortunately I was right on the first try, so I didn't go to THAT much trouble.
cainnum,
should I be scared your friend is stalking me Veronica Mars style? Dammit, I should never have stopped watching that show!
For some reason I feel the need to defend myself, so here goes...
My myspace page says I'm in a relationship so Randy's whore would leave me alone. The Randy guy is some jack off that IMed me because we live close and all of the sudden, because I am on his friend list, his fiancee/gf/whore supposedly IMed me and called me a WhoreBitch a million times thinking I was after her man. It made me laugh, because that is one dude I maybe replied to a note from once or twice in my life. It wasn't like I was off blowing him in some corner...yeah, well, anyways my friend Jen decides that ain't happening and she writes them all some nasty notes acting like she's my gf. It worked. They have since left me alone. So, no I didn't forget to change my status, I have a fake girlfriend. Or shall I say Bob does.*grin*
One more thing...please tell me that I am not really referred to as the "myspace gothy girl" and it was just a one time thing. I'm not goth, I can't help it if I glow in the dark! I'm a white girl, yes. I am fond of black, yes. I do drink blood, ye-no, ok just fucking with you.
Ok, so I'm gonna go now...
Check. I declare that myspace gothy girl's new name is the myspace girl who happens to have a gothy pic, but we shall call her...Stephanie for short. :) Just kidding...really, I just like saying gothy. Oh, and Cainnum...if you get a ritzy apartment (a la The Jeffersons)...you might as well just get one with an extra bedroom, 'cause I'm so crashing at your place.
Ok, I've made a decision. Stephanie seems pretty cool. :)
Hi Steph! I was just watching out for Cainnum. No offense to you, but I didn't want him trying to hook up with someone that already gots a man-ho. So it's all good, since you don't. And that girl did say WhoreBitch way too much. Also, she should try becoming literate. That's working out pretty well for most of us, maybe she would like it too!
Maybe if things don't work our with Lawrence, I'll get a fake girlfriend! That sounds like fun!
My fake girlfriend is awesome...'cept for the whole I think she has a thing for cainnum too thing. But, that's a whole other session.
Literacy is good. My fake girlfriend told her all of that.
By the way, thanks for making me get the Jeffersons theme song in my head. It's been there since yesterday and shows no signs of leaving. I suppose it could be worse. I could have the theme to Mr. Belvedere(sp?) in my head...oh...no...God, no...IT'S A MEDLEY!!
Maybe you and Cainnum and your fake girlfriend could have a threesome? Sounds saucy!
Streaks on the china, never mattered before, who cares!
Or not. I am not willing to share with my fake gf. All mine!
Good! All right Cainnum, I officially approve. She's all right.
OK... as the fake gf.. Feel I MUST share... Hehe.. first of all I love Cainnum to death as a BROTHER!!! damn Bob... how many times i gotta beat that in to your head.. nope she only has eyes for Cainnum... she fucking totally rocks... so please respect her authority!... um yea.. Hi sweetie how you doin?.... ok I think that be all for nows...and shes the only one allowed to call me Jen.. to everyone else its either taz.. or hey you BITCH!... :D
uh...i think not!
call my tazzy bitch and i will kick some ass...big...fat...hairy ass.
wow cainnum your comments are a happenin' place honey! i like it here...think i'll stay.
*goes to the beanbag chair in the corner with her chai tea latte*
heh
Hehehe.. eww Chai.. I will pass.. just hand me a BIG OL CUP OF COFFEE and I am one happy little kitten!
hey! chai is tasty!
cainnum, does it bother you that we're chatting in here?
hehe
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